Wednesday, November 01, 2006

And you thought Under Siege was bad...

My roommate Amy, who is regularly on the cutting edge - whether it's jewerly, fashion, electronics or music, passed along this gem: http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/article.asp?Id=0000006 People this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's an excessively long rant about the awfulness of Steven Segal new energy drinks. "ROUND 1: ASIAN EXPERIENCE -- SUMMARY: Fruit-flavored genocide in a can." .... "ROUND 2: CHERRY CHARGE -- SUMMARY: Why is God punishing me?" You must read this. An attempts at being funny or entertaining today on the block have been trumped, I yield. *Enjoy*

Ps. I think I just ate my daily intake of Vitamin A via Cheddar Jack Cheez-It's. As each serving has 2% of the recommended daily dose... you do the math.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Katie in the UK said...

I miss Cheez-Its. Love the Spicy Nacho kind!!

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Amy said...

Am so glad you liked it too :)

Feel quite honored to have made the blog!

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Prashant Sridharan said...

Mmmmmm Cheeeez-Its. Made with 100% real cheese. And by "real", I mean "fake". And by "cheese", I mean "leftover Cheetos dust".

5:42 PM  
Blogger darci ann said...

oh don't knock the cheez-its and if you do, do it out of love, like an abusive spouse.

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Segal energy drinks!?!?!

I think they should be called:
Marked for Death
Hard to Kill
Out for Justice

His movies were always 3 words with a preposition in the midde.

I could use a Steven drink right now to pump me up, instantly grow me a pony-tail, and break me an arm or two.

1:57 PM  

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